The confused confusioness of my confused world

Different people in life like different things. You are you, they are they and I am a bit of both. If you are confused now, there is no need to worry. Confusion is not a bad thing. Actually, it's brilliant. Confused people do the most confused things which often turn out to be brilliant. And this is simply why I decided to start this blog. 

It's hip to have a blog nowadays. It's even hipper to write about hip things, cool stuff, clothes, Starbucks (no, I love Starbucks, honestly, I would love it even more when they decided to open a shop somewhere in the middle of nowhere that's not of the place I live, but unfortunately they didn't), and other hip things. But yeah, I think you got me, out of confusion I simply decided to start a blog to maybe get a chance to produce either something brilliant or something to confuse my fellow confused people. 

Maybe, it would be a good idea to lift up the confusion a little and introduce myself in the beginning, so you know you are not dealing with a sick pedo (maybe you are, who knows ...) but a 22-year old girl from Germany. Well now, you might be confused why I text in English. This is a simple one. Because the German language sucks, alright? 

Then, you may wonder about the blog name. "Grünes Minzemonster" is, even though the German language sucks, obviously German. It means as much as "Green mint monster" translated in English. This may sound confusing as well as it doesn't make pretty much sense. Actually, there is a story behind this little term. What you have to know about me as well is that I work in a small crazy and somewhat loony advertising agency. And I like to wear mint-coloured clothes and mint-coloured flower-leggins. I think that explains it pretty much. Combine looniness with people working in advertising and you get the idea.